New Tricks in the Snow

Hi Folks,
Been a liittle while. Mom is working herself to the bone. Shes real excited about going to some conference this coming weekend. She's sending me to a Dog Resort. At least that's what she tells me. I think she may be pulling my leg a bit.
Well anyhow I learned something new. Because I am short in the legs but long in the body, I realized I have more height if I stand on my back legs and reach up. You already know I don't like walking in the white stuff, but if I stand on my back legs and reach up on the evergreen bushes I can taste it. Man it is almost like ice cream. It is cold on your tongue, but it is really good. Mom says I look like a giraffe, which is funny cause she doesn't believe in giraffes.
I stole one of her new boots this morning and boy did she get pissed. Told me I was bad and said that was the second pair I ruined. What ruined? I was just breaking them in for her. She is way too serious and now it is harder to make her laugh. When she gets the angry eyes, that is a good time to pretend to sleep. I guess I look like an angel when I sleep. Anyhow she should remember to close the closet door, like Bill told her to. I'm just trying to make sure she does what he said.
Now if I am very good, she lets me sit on her desk while she writes as long as I don't try to kiss her all over. She uses some lotion or soap that makes her hands taste yummy.
Come back soon and I'll tell you all about the Dog Resort