My hurts

I was gonna tell you about Mom's weepy moments, but I need to tell you of some hurts of my own.
Mom is worried about my getting hurt or wandering off (which I wouldn't do, I promised Bill) but she knows I like to dig so she put in an electric dog fence (the fence is electric not me.) The boy with the little white stick Billy dug a trench in the back yard. Then came another guy Kenny. He takes care of Kelly (the other redhead.) any how Billy had to dig another trench and Kenny put in some red wire. All the while I am doing my best to help dig and move the clumps of grass. I guess they didn't like my kind of help because when you couldn't see the red wire anymore, they put another collar on me. It has two prongs on it that touch my neck. What the heck do I need two collars for?
Now Kenny is very kind to me, he evens let's me visit his house, so I was a little surprised when I walked near the little white flags he put over the wire I got a zap to the throat. It zinged me into the air and I flopped like a bass reaching for a fly. Not going near those flags again I tell ya. NOT even going in the back yard at all. NO HOW.
Come back next week and I will tell you about Mom's weepy moments Promise.