Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. Mine was okay. Mom doesn't like holidays much. She left me for a little while on Christmas Eve, but she came back in time for ice cream. Which is good. Everything was great the next day, she gave me treats. Problem was I ate too many of them. Hurt my belly. In the afternoon Kelly and Kenny came over. We were all sitting around the kitchen table and Kenny says, "Hey, Widget is just like the Grinch's dog. Give me some cardboard." Kelly hands him some paper and he says, "No cardboard and get me some sissors."
Now I'm wondering what the heck he is up to. Well he cuts out some crazy shape and then pokes holes in it. Then he grabs the gold cord from the box of the bath stuff he gave Mom for Christmas and threads it through the holes. And, you won't believe what he did next! HE PUT IT ON MY HEAD. I tell ya I was mortified. And then, and then they all take pictures. Like I want this humiliation perserved forever. I was a good sport and didn't wiggle or bite at the dang thing, but boy oh boy did I want to.
