The Police Came here!

Wow, you wouldn't believe what can happen in just a few minutes. Herself goes next door to see the lady that calls me Wiggy, but she didn't take me. Now she figures since she won't be gone long I don't have to go in my room, which is nice. Maybe she thinks I am getting to be a big boy. Well, out she goes and puts the alarm on as usual. The dang thing could near to render you deaf. Anyhow, she forgot to turn off the motion sensor. So it's my house so I walk around and the dang thing begins screaming. Scared the tar out of me. Then somebody dressed all in blue comes in the front door and looks all over the house. They even went upstairs. Which was kinda good, cause they opened all the closed doors and left them open. This means I can get in where I am not supposed to go, but I did anyway. I found a neat sock that I played with until herself got home. She was puzzled that the doors upstairs were open. Then the phone rang and she goes "oh my word. It was my fault cause I forgot about the motion sensor. I'm sorry."
I didn't like that screaming thing but it was nice to get into forbidden rooms.